Consume Responsibly.

So, pointless post today my dears.
(ay, like there's ever a point to these pft elleohelle@!1 I'm so funnay.)
I'm in teh US for Spring Break.
D:
Yeah, I didn't tell half of you. Partly because I'm here strictly on business, partly because I don't want to deal with half of you.
DD: !!
Sorry kids, maybe I'm kidding about that last part.
(maybe not).

So, I miss Berlin and my home in 60.

This is 60. Those balconies are the window-doors to a world of wisdom.
You can't see it, but there's a number on the door, and a man walking out of it.
The man is Russian. AND that man is a PIMP.

Oh, have you seen my pad yet? NO? God, how awful of me. Here's mi apartamento:

This is one side.

Um. But yeah, being here (US) has really made me realize how many times I've endangered my existence (in Berlin) -on accident of course. So, this whole thoughtful-time makes me realize the cool thing about this ('this' being the endangering): 1. What doesn't kill me makes me stronger; 2. My kids will have awesome bedtime stories; 3. I am immortal. The downside is... nothing. Except that I have got about 2 out of my 9 lives left.

Yeah, that whole could-have-been-insightful-theme was the whole point of that post, but I have a feeling it has a new focus.... cuz... oh look, I found more cool pictures!
So, instead of getting all deep and philosophical, I'll make almost like a little chain, trail thing.
No no, it'll be cool, watch:


(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9)


Caption Time!

1. This is our 'living room' area. Here we sit and study, read, and become better humans.
2. That's our dining table and kitchen on the back. It's cool cuz we have a little window from kitchen to living/dining room (as you can see), so our intellectual debates about how to save the world can never be interrupted -not even by the making of our classy, classy dinners.
3. That's our um. Shelves? We also have a TV, but we're too busy drafting a new constitution to watch it. Plus, it's in German, and we like learning German the HARD WAY. You know, pure books and whip-lashing.
4. This is the entrance kind of place? It's right by where my room is. I always do my make-up on front of that mirror*.
5. A more aesthetic look to our shelf/tv area. I like the angle and stuff. Think Porcupine took this. Yay Meggie (:
6. The pigeons that started making a nest on our balcony. I was recently told (for the fifth time) that this was probably a very bad idea, however, the pigeons laid eggs right before I left and I cannot bring myself to kick them out. They've probably hatched by now.
7. This is where we do our laundry, but in reality this picture was never taken.
8. The road. Cobblestones... cars. You get the idea.
9. oMgott. Hunde. Okay, Germans LOVE their pets, thus, their dogs. And I love them too. This guy is our neighbor and I think he's adorable in all his hobo-ness. Must be the Jersey girl thing in me.

Oh right, Jersey.

So what else is good in the hood?
well, I'm stuck in here for another who-knows-how-long. German Consulate peeps are .... ehhh that would've been a bad joke. They're just bad people. But I also got people, so it'll all be okay.
Right?
RIGHT?!?!?

Hm.
I'm sure I have things to do that I am not doing.
(i.e., having a life**)

*Always = 95% of the time
**credits to Adina Schick for teaching me the proper way to 'i.e.,'


Okay, now that that's cleared up, I'm out to be all the brutal I can be and score some hotties. Bai!